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18 Sales Jokes to Share in 2021

Posted by Diana May-Jennings | March 2, 2021

Share these 18 sales jokes with your team

Everyone needs a good laugh occasionally and with sales being harder than ever, people need jokes. These aren’t all the sales jokes out there (trust us there’s a lot) but these are 18 of the funniest sales jokes we like at SalesRabbit. Enjoy.


Boss: Did you get any orders today? Salesman: Yes, I got two! Boss: Congratulations! What were they? Salesman: “Get out!” and “Stay out!”

Source: insidesales.com


A salesman approached a potential client and asked: “Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?” “No thanks,” the man replied. “I know how many pockets I have.”

Source: b2bsalesconnections.com

#3 Wishful Thinking

Source: Pinterest


“Always trust a glue salesperson. They tend to stick to their word.”-Unknown

Source: HubSpot


“No, no, no!” said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesperson. “I cannot see you today!” “That’s fine,” said the salesperson, “I’m selling eye glasses.”

Source: b2bsalesconnections.com


Sales Manager: “The word ‘Impossible’ does not exist in my dictionary!” Sales Rep “Well, maybe you should have checked it first before buying it.”

Source: AJokeADay.com


Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?

A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!

Source: b2bsalesconnections.com

#8 #saleshumor

Source: Pinterest

#9 Always be listening

Source: Spiro

#10 That’s what they always say…

Source: Kixie


Salesperson: “This computer will cut your workload by 50%” Office manager: “That’s great! I’ll take two of them.”

Source: Hubspot


“I was fired from my job selling amplifiers because I didn’t achieve the sufficient volume of sales.” -Unknown

Source: HubSpot

#13 Always a Letdown

Source: Linkedin

#14 Who Counts Theirs Hours Anymore?

Source: lusha.com

#15 Sales, Am I Right?

Source: Solofire


How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

“Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.”

Source: Ampliz

#17 Every.Day.

Source: kten

#18 Stress Who..?

Source: Twitter

What are some of your favorite sales jokes to add to our list?

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