Everyone needs a good laugh occasionally and with sales being harder than ever, people need jokes. These aren’t all the sales jokes out there (trust us there’s a lot) but these are 18 of the funniest sales jokes we like at SalesRabbit. Enjoy.
Boss: Did you get any orders today? Salesman: Yes, I got two! Boss: Congratulations! What were they? Salesman: “Get out!” and “Stay out!”
A salesman approached a potential client and asked: “Would you like to buy a pocket calculator?” “No thanks,” the man replied. “I know how many pockets I have.”
#3 Wishful Thinking
“Always trust a glue salesperson. They tend to stick to their word.”-Unknown
“No, no, no!” said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesperson. “I cannot see you today!” “That’s fine,” said the salesperson, “I’m selling eye glasses.”
Sales Manager: “The word ‘Impossible’ does not exist in my dictionary!” Sales Rep “Well, maybe you should have checked it first before buying it.”
Q: Why doesn’t Darth Vader hire storm troopers to do his marketing?
A: Because they are always missing their sales targets!
#9 Always be listening
#10 That’s what they always say…
Salesperson: “This computer will cut your workload by 50%” Office manager: “That’s great! I’ll take two of them.”
“I was fired from my job selling amplifiers because I didn’t achieve the sufficient volume of sales.” -Unknown
#13 Always a Letdown
#14 Who Counts Theirs Hours Anymore?
#15 Sales, Am I Right?
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?
“Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.”
#18 Stress Who..?